February 2011
2 posts
Internet usage debate, Part 1: The real myths | FP... →
April 2010
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March 2010
6 posts
“Don’t be afraid that your life will end; be afraid that it will never...”
– Grace Hansen
Conan O’Brien To FOX Virtually Confirmed →
bunch:
Depending how you read this headline it either means (a) that Fox and Conan are close to consummating the very deal that NBC was trying to block way back when they promised him the Tonight Show and created their latest late night mess or (b) they’re working on some sort of virtual/CG version of his show, hopefully featuring him as a 10-foot tall blue-skinned ginger (which technically only...
February 2010
14 posts
Winter Olympics? Canada Strikes Back! →
In the wake of Olympics criticism, letter writers from the gentle north roar to their country’s defense
“Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and...”
– Douglas Adams
Might It Possibly Be OK If We Kick Some Ass? →
Why the world finds Canada’s quest for Olympic gold strange and adorable.
Tom Oatmeal: Freeze! I am The Robot Cop. If I was... →
Freeze! I am The Robot Cop.
If I was a cop who got murdered, I would certainly hope that someone would have the decency to turn my corpse into a kind of half-man, half-robot guy. What better way for my wife and young son to ease themselves into the grieving process than to know that I’m still…
“If large numbers of people believe in freedom of speech, there will be freedom...”
– George Orwell
A Lesson for Children
Whenever somebody says that bad things can happen to good people, I think about my neighbor. He was a nice enough guy, but that didn’t stop him from getting murdered. Of course, it works both ways. Sometimes good things happen to bad people – like that time I struck oil when I was digging up my backyard, trying to bury my neighbor’s corpse.
January 2010
25 posts
I like watching Man vs Wild so that I can see just how many different environments I’d die in if I was ever stranded
“If I was interested in entertaining a bunch of retards, I’d go down to Wal-Mart...”
– Jesus (to a heckler who told him that his water into wine trick was only okay.) (via tomoatmeal)
Your foot is the same size as the distance between...
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Atlanta Magazine - January 2010 - Thomas Lake -... →
Good read. The modern day repo man.
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Just heard that Jean Simmons died...
I was never a huge KISS fan but I find it hard to believe that he was actually an 80 year old woman. Guess that properly applied makeup really does the job!
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“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan O’Brien
Conan’s last show was sad, and it only got sadder when my DVR cut off the recording before the celeb band was even done playing their song!
(via allthelatestmoves)
