“And for just a dollar a day, you can help provide food for any one of these starving children,” I said, flashing my most sympathetic look into the camera. “And remember: the camera adds ten pounds so…”
“Cut!” said the director. “I don’t think we need that last line.”
“Okay sorry. I guess it’s just the salesman in me.”
“No problem,” he said, rolling his eyes. “Also, let’s shoot a few takes where you’re not eating a hotdog.”
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