Amazing Things!
“Well you must be the one they refer to as ‘the guy with all the good ideas,’” the businessman said with a chuckle, extending his hand. “No, he sits across the hall,” I said.  ”I’m the one they refer to as ‘the guy who pulls his pants and underwear completely down at the urinal.’” As he walked awkwardly away, I wondered again about my job and how I even still had one.  Then I went to lunch again for the third time.

“Well you must be the one they refer to as ‘the guy with all the good ideas,’” the businessman said with a chuckle, extending his hand.

“No, he sits across the hall,” I said.  ”I’m the one they refer to as ‘the guy who pulls his pants and underwear completely down at the urinal.’”

As he walked awkwardly away, I wondered again about my job and how I even still had one.  Then I went to lunch again for the third time.

Reblogged 2 years ago from tomoatmeal
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    have no idea how I’m still employed either.
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    As he walked awkwardly away, I wondered again about my job and how I even still had one. Then I went to lunch again for...
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    tomoatmeal Tumblr....had me laughing out loud. That is rare, if you didn’t know.
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    alternates between long periods of silence...blabbering on about nothing’.
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    can’t type HaHaHa or LOL anymore. It doesn’t suit...level of humor we’re experiencing...
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