Amazing Things!
A Lesson for Children

Whenever somebody says that bad things can happen to good people, I think about my neighbor.  He was a nice enough guy, but that didn’t stop him from getting murdered.  Of course, it works both ways.  Sometimes good things happen to bad people – like that time I struck oil when I was digging up my backyard, trying to bury my neighbor’s corpse.

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