An Excerpt from my Really Short Detective Novel

Detective Stone and I made one hell of a team.  Sure we were different, but I truly believed that it was our differences that were going to make us unstoppable.  Stone was by the book: using gloves and bags to gather evidence while I would just pick things up with my bare hands, sniff it, and put it in my pocket.

Our differences didn’t end just with our work on the force, Lord no!  Even our methods of seduction were different.  Detective Stone stuck to the old ways: a nice suit, romantic dinner, and good conversation, while I opted for a more direct approach: Pulling a portion of my scrotum through my fly and then asking women if I had gum stuck to my pants.  A few hours later, we found out that I wasn’t really a detective at all – just a guy who had wandered in to eat donuts after a night spent sleeping under a car.